Good news! After a thousand terrible experiences with Verizon, I finally got my phone situation figured out, and I'm happy report that this update comes to you via a brand new, mega-geeky Droid 2. Tomorrow everything should be business a usual, and I'll post some backlogged posts and pictures from my exiting weekend, including the following shenanigans:

• That time I fell in a river
• Alicia learns how to use a map and compass, kind of
• Hot guys playing hockey and getting in fights
• My first self-administered haircut, motivated by rage